Guest Blogger Gemma Fart-a-ton has a message for you for the holidays,
and that message is enclosed in one very scary face:
Rose goes outside as a mix of Christmas and Halloween
and ends up as something in between: A Thanksgiving Turkey
This weird amalgamation of Emma Stone, Lindsay Lohan,
and Courtney Love is Rose McGowan.
She used to be one of my favorite actresses
and used to have a face that looked like this:
Like a 90s-era Dreama Walker
This is what the pressures of Hollywood have wrought!
Are you happy now, society?!?!
Rose, I like your bangs.
Society, you're on notice.
You better say nice things about Rose's bangs.
Guest Blogger Gemma Fart-a-ton is in no way against plastic surgery, but she is against a 39-year-old actress who has had so much work that she looks like a drunk-baby with a wig.