Well, the Golden Globes happened, and it was about as unruly
and bonkers as a controlled night of self-flattery can be. Hayden Panettiere
showed up and looked old, Daniel Day Lewis won and also did the E.T. finger,
Anne Hathaway thanked someone for ‘the best string of yesterdays’ she has ever
had, and Dog President stars Darcy
St. Fudge and Damian Francisco were robbed. Tableau Your Mind is currently in India, so we enlisted the help of
guest blogger Bro-sie the Riveter, who is in Seattle, so that we can represent the most easterly
and westerly people watching the Golden Globes:
