Hipster Baby Knows What's Up

Hey, E'erybody!

I've been busy ruminating on ways to change up Tableau Your Mind, and I have some things coming up that I, for one, am really excited about. Still, it might be a while before I post anything substantial (in this case, 'A while' is roughly 3-5 days).

Honestly, though, my old friend Hipster Baby knows what I'll really be up to in the interim:

Until the future,

Tableau

Hipster Baby Loves 30 Rock

Hipster Baby's love is steadfast and ironic.

Tableau Your Mind's 200th Post!

It took a little under two years to make it happen, but Tableau Your Mind has finally reached its 200th blog post. You're reading it RIGHT NOW! They say it only takes a person 16-21 times to make doing something into a habit, and it definitely feels like, after 200 posts, we have moved beyond "habit" and into "psychopathic fanaticism." Over these 200 labors of like, we have written about topics covering all elements of popular culture, including food, movies, music, television, and so much more. We've done posts on Hollywood "It" Couples, Hipster Babies, and Pedophilia in Film. We've compared the stars of Tangled and Salt and looked at what would happen if Mr. Feeny suffered a "Wardrobe Malfunction." We've doted on 30 Rock, Kristen Bell, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and Batman, and hated on Kristen Stewart, Slow Motion in Indie Movies, and Easy Mac. We've even learned how to pronounce Gotye, just in time for him to become culturally irrelevant. We really wouldn't believe that there were 200 posts if it weren't for the photographic evidence:

Hipster Baby: Doctor Who Edition! [Amy Pond Week]

Amy Pond is such a Hipster.

Hipster Baby FTW [For The Weekend]

Hipster Baby is so Alternative

Hipster Baby Celebrates Labor Day Weekend

Hipster Baby celebrates Labor Day as only a Hipster Baby can:

As long as it's not a white burp cloth, we think he's going to be okay.

Happy Labor Day Weekend, Everybody!

Mr. Feeny Nip Slip and other Top Searches

One of the best things about having a blog is being able to see what random search words get people to your site. That’s right, thanks to Google Analytics we can see what search words bring people here, and it’s not always pretty. Let’s just say that it’s amazing how the word ‘fluids’ can be easily combined with other words to make them sound incredibly NSFW.

Tableau Your Mind is a judgment free zone (except when we judge and analyze elements of pop culture) so we thought that it would be a good idea to combine all the most popular searches into one photo, because that's what people were clamoring for. Below, check out the seven most-searched items that brought people to this blog (along with links to the pages that they presumably brought people to). Then, click through for one of the most blog-search friendly images ever!

1. Gotye (Also: Gotye Pronunciation)
2. Mr. Feeny Boy Meets World (Also Popular: Mr Feeny and Mr. Feeny)
3. Nip Slip (Also Popular: Emily VanCamp Nip Slip, Julia Louis-Dreyfus Nip Slip)
4. Hipster Baby (Also Popular: Hipster, Hipster Boner)
5. Harry Potter (Also Popular: Harry Plotter)
6. Steve Martin Banjo (Also Popular: Steve Martin)
7. Voldemort (Also Popular: Voldemort Sad, Sad Vodemort, Hipster Voldemort)

Photo is slightly NSFW, but it's a cartoon, so it's totally fine:

Hipster Baby Shares His Pain

You and me both, baby.

Hipster Baby Celebrates 100th Post

It's Tableau Your Mind's 100th post! 

To celebrate, we brought along our two favorite things: Hipster Baby and YouTube Videos!

It's funny because of the rapidly declining
child literacy rates in this country

Now, on to the celebratory YouTube clips, for all Tableau Your Mind fans:

Hipster Babies Celebrate New Year's Eve!!

When he yawns, it's so ironically adorable.

Hipster Halloween 2! Oo-oo-oooh

It's Halloween season, and hipster babies are out in full force!

Hipster Halloween!!!!

In anticipation of Halloween, Tableau Your Mind presents the scariest Hipster Baby ever.

You've been warned:

For $35 a day, you can make sure this baby has all the organic formula she needs

Hipster Baby: Stoner Baby Edition

Is it bright in here? It feels bright in here. Could we dim something?

Hipster Babies Get Real, Sad

Hipster Baby Knows How to Bum Me Out

Hipster Babies Get Literary

Long-Winded?

Hipster Baby: Justin Bieber Edition (Baby, Baby, Baby, Oh!)

Little Biebs: Ready to Sing, Ready to Rock a Purple Hoodie

Hipster Babies: You're Some in a Million

Hipster Babies: Their depth is matched only by their shallowness

What Time Is It? Hipster Baby Time!

I don't want to be around when this baby discovers Bokononism

Hipster Baby Alert!

Hipster Babies cannot be stopped. Don't even try.

You would think he invented soft spots.

Theater Review: Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark

Day-Breaker: Sassy as all get out

There has been a maelstrom of rumors, delays, injuries and unbridled creativity swirling around the production of Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark. And with each new writer spat, bone break, and opening delay, our anticipation level of the most Crap-tacular musical of all time has risen (like the tide during a maelstrom, if you want to continue the analogy). So, when Guest Blogger Day-Breaker had a chance to attend said musical, we here at Tableau Your Mind couldn’t pass up the opportunity to ask her how it went. Here, without editing or restraint, is her review: