I was in a football state of mind, which eventually made me want to look up that weird, quasi-anti-abortion video that played at the Superbowl two years ago.
The message in the commercial: Don't abort your baby, because you'll never have the chance to grow creepily close to him and will never have the chance for him to tackle you?
Anyway, it made me want to make this:
This confusing thing...
...and commercials like these: