No upside-down kissing this time around. |
Nobody
was asking for a Spider-Man reboot. Or, at least, very few people were
clamoring for a Spider-man reboot. Two of the three Spider-man films which already exist (starring
Tobey Maguire and directed by Sam Raimi) are actually pretty great films.
The second film, AKA Spider-Man 2, is one of the best Marvel movies of
the past few decades. Unlike the The Incredible Hulk movie that followed the
unremarkable and overly artsy Hulk movie
before it, there was really no reason to re-invent the wheel.
before it, there was really no reason to re-invent the wheel.
Nothing good happens at High School |
It
may seem obvious by now, but it’s difficult to look at the film without comparing
it to the Spidey films that came before it. On the positive column, the acting
is much better. Tobey Maguire is a fine actor (we quite liked him in all those
movies where he played Elijah Wood), but his Peter Parker seemed more dorky
than nerdy (a small distinction, but we it's think an important one). Andrew
Garfield has a certain bumbling charm, and he is simply a much better actor.
Sally Field is a quite good Aunt May, and Martin Sheen (President Bartlet
forever!) is a much stronger Uncle Ben than the original film’s Uncle Ben. We
would go so far as to put him above the deliciousness that is Uncle Ben’s Wild Rice.
Shiny Emma Stone |
Despite
its superb acting, the film is far from flawless. The writing is lazy and
overworked, the direction is overly cutesy and clunky, and the film spends too much time on
characters that don’t really matter (did we need an extended scene about crane
operators - probably not). Mostly, though, it’s a movie in desperate need of
some fun. When Peter Parker receives his super powers, he barely spends any
time enjoying them before he’s thrust into the world of revenge and pain. Even scenes where Peter is goofing off are used to
prove that he is immature and unready to handle his power. Everyone else
is similarly afflicted. Villains in superhero films are usually allowed to have a bit
more fun than the hero, because they aren’t tied down by morality or socially
acceptable behavior. Lex Luthor gets to strut around his opulent underground
mansion while his girlfriend swims in a giant pool filled with Kryptonite,
Two-Face gets to hang out in an awesome apartment with two attractive women who
fulfill his needs for both darkness and light. Villains just want to have fun.
Suffice it to say, The Lizard does not engage in any kind of fun times. He’s
pretty depressed, actually, and a bit of a loner. And his rampages through the
city are less about having a good time and more about killing, maiming, and
mutating the general public. He barely even has time to engage in a witty tête-à-tête
with our masked protagonist. He’s too busy trying to kill the greedy Dr. Ratha (Irrfan Khan).
Arachno-philia and You |
In
the pantheon of Marvel films, this movie isn’t exactly near the top of the
list. At times, it’s almost as if the stellar acting throws the weakness of the
material into sharper relief, as audiences wish Stone and Garfield could have
more to do than make eyes at each other and occasionally stop a city-wide
virus. Still, the film does at least make a case for its existence through
wonderful performances, cracker-jack fight sequences, some fantastically
well-posed moral quandaries, and interesting deviations from the original
film. It may not quite reach to the ‘amazing’ heights promised by the title,
but this is a film worth seeing.
Film
Grade: 8 out of 10 creepily mutated lab rats.