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| The Holmes-Cruise Family in Happier Times |
It’s been a week since Katie Holmes filed for divorce from
one Thomas Cruise, an actor known for the movie Legend and his ten appearances
on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Now, new details are surfacing about the
reasons behind the split. Many have wondered whether the divorce was caused by
Holmes’s fear of Scientology and its influence on her young child, Suri.
However, only Tableau Your Mind has the exclusive scoop on the real
reasons behind TomKat's divorce.
reasons behind TomKat's divorce.
A recently unearthed prophecy, made by Scientology creator
L. Ron Hubbard himself, may hold clues as to why Katie Holmes left Mr. Cruise,
who, contrary to popular belief, did not invent the Hoveround chair. While much
of the prophecy was lost to what ethnographers described as a clear, Gak-like
substance, this much was unearthed:
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| The Prophecy |
…they shall have a child betwixt … of the fourth month
… 30 Years past the death …
… shall be the Actor’s undoing…
... the child shall have a likability that the Actor does
not…
…neither can livewhile the other survives…
The power to vanquish the Actor will be born…
Many speculated that the prophecy referenced a child born in
April 2006 to celebrity parents (2006 being 30 years after the death of
Hubbard). Gwyneth Paltrow and her son Moses Martin were the rumored to be the
subjects of the prophecy – Moses was born April 8th, 2006. Paltrow's husband
Chris Martin, fearing Gwyneth’s crazy-ripped arms, has already taken his son
into hiding.
However, many saw the prophecy’s statements as clear
references to Scientology’s favorite son, Tom Cruise, who's daughter Suri was born 10 days after Moses Martin. Cruise practices the
‘religion’ in addition to having Matt Lauer-induced hissy fits and occasionally
acting in Mission Impossible movies. Scientology states that humans are
immortals who have forgotten that their own immortality (seriously). An
immortal-wannabe like Cruise would surely be scared of something that
threatened his life and would make sure to stop it. A friend close to the
couple, who preferred to remain anonymous, said that “he fears death so much
that he has split his Thetan [Scientology soul] into 7 pieces, a monstrous and
inhuman act.”
Is all of this true? Well, it was enough to convince Holmes.
Last week, she broke free from her cage inside Tom’s multi-million-dollar
mansion and smuggled her daughter past the iron gates. She then quickly made
her way to New York City, where she hoped the large population would provide
the two of them with a bit of anonymity.
Will Suri Cruise be safe from the wrath of Tom? We simply don’t know.
All that’s certain is that tonight, people meeting in secret
all over the country are holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices:
"To Suri Cruise – the girl who lived!"
