So, did you like the movie?
Cousin #2: It was awesome! I would definitely give it 5 out of 5 stars
Cousin #1: I think I would give it 50 out of 50 stars. 5 isn't a big enough number for a movie this size.
C2: No, 5 out of 5 is still the most. It doesn't get more because of the number
Nothing. So, what did you like about the movie? What was your favorite part?
C2: I liked the part in the beginning, with the kid who says "it's just a 6 foot long turkey." It was funny and then it got scary.
C2: I liked the part when the T-Rex is attacking the children and the other guy tries to save him.
In the car?
C2: Yeah, that part was crazy, and there was so much yelling.
C1: Wait, Samuel L. Jackson died?
Yeah, his arm was presumably all that was left of him. He got 'raptored.
C2: Oh, I didn't think that was an African American arm.
C1: It looked white.
Nope, it was Samuel L. Jackson's. Check the tape.
C1: Oh, that's why the John guy told them to go to the bunker until he returned, and then he never returned.
Exactly. So, what was your favorite dinosaur?
C2: The T-Rex, because he was kicking ass in most of the scenes. He was like, "I'm going to kill you and kill you and kill you." So kick-ass.
C1: The Velociraptors were definitely my favorite. They looked scary, and their intelligence made them even scarier. I liked when they turned the doorknob in the kitchen. Plus, they have that big claw.
Yeah, you mentioned. And they definitely kill the most people.
C2: Poor Mace Windu.
So, from what you mentioned, it seems like you enjoyed the scenes with the kids. Were they your favorite characters?
C1: NOOOO!!! I didn't like the way the girl always screamed and yelled, and I hated when she turned on the flashlight for no reason.
C2: The girl was a little whiny. She was like, "*whimper noise*, there's a T-Rex, *whimper noise*!!" all the time.
In her defense, there was a T-Rex attacking her. I’m not sure I would have reacted any differently.
C1: Yeah, but she was whiny even when things weren't that scary.
C1: Right!? Even herbivores made her whiny. Dr. Alan Grant (Sam Neill) was definitely my favorite character. He seemed cool from the beginning, when he made the kid scared about raptor. I liked John Hammond (Richard Attenborough), too, because he was funny. And I liked his walking stick.
It’s pretty sick.
C2: My favorite characters are Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) and Dr. Grant. I like Ian because he's weird and stuff. Who's your favorite character?
Ellie Sattler (Laura Dern) is my favorite character.
C2: I like when she's like "Run" to Alan and then she jumps in his arms.
C1: I think she really seems scared.
Any other notes?
C2: Dennis Nedry is fat.
I think Wayne Knight would be a little upset that you're saying that.
C2: Well, he is. I think the scariest part of the movie is when the dilophosaurus kills him. It's scary because the weird umbrella skin flaps that the dinosaur has. It's freaky.
C1: He looks like that weird lizard that exists today with the same umbrella thing. Maybe one evolved into the other.
I think it's called 'frill', but I could be wrong.
C2: So, then, this movie is possible? Can this really happen? It seems like it's possible if you're really smart.
C1: If you can find really good DNA. Like when they were going to clone that mammoth.
Well, I think that maybe the movie shows that it wouldn't be a good idea to mess with nature.