|J Law: Bringing It.|
|(I MADE THIS!)|
with a new soundbite. Who cares if her role in American Hustle was for someone 10 years her senior? Who cares if she waxes poetically about how awesome food is while looking like an American stick insect? She is Jennifer Lawrence: The World's Best Friend.
|K Stew: Not Bringing It.|
Yeah, you read that right. ZERO! CERO! нульовий, which is Ukrainian for 'zero'! It's like one of those 'Stars, they're just like us' moments. Kristen Stewart buys her own groceries, gets her nails done in front of windows, and doesn't act in major motion pictures...just like us! Thankfully(?), Kristen Stewart will bring her patented mouth quiver/vacant stare/indecipherable muttering to not one, not two, but THREE films in 2014, one of which has already premiered at Sundance. So, rejoice..and fear her return!
For those of you who hate Kristen Stewart, Welcome to HELL! To everyone else, welcome to 2014!