Where Did Michelle Williams Go? [Destiny's Child]

I often find myself wondering, "What's Destiny's Child's Michelle Williams up to? Where did she go?"

While Beyoncé and Kelly Rowland are around (one because she's the most famous woman in the world, and the other because she is the best friend of the most famous woman in the world). They're Oprah and Gayle 2.0.

But Michelle is mysterious. There's one in every batch of Children. She's the coy Child, the demure Child, the illusive Child.

What is she doing? Where the hell is she?

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Oh, there she is.

Tim Tebow: Just for Kicks (or Passes or Whatever)

I was in a football state of mind, which eventually made me want to look up that weird, quasi-anti-abortion video that played at the Superbowl two years ago. 

The message in the commercial: Don't abort your baby, because you'll never have the chance to grow creepily close to him and will never have the chance for him to tackle you?

Anyway, it made me want to make this:

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