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| Late-Term Ultrasound of baby Armstrong-LaValle |
With death comes new life. Never has this been more true than today, when Neil Armstrong was successfully reincarnated as
Jersey Shore cast member Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's new son,
Lorenzo Dominic LaValle. This represents a big win for the good people at NASA, who have been working tirelessly to perfect astronaut reincarnation since being inspired by a late-night viewing of Charlie Kaufman's
Being John Malkovich in 1999.
The process has only been operational as of early 2012, and, when Armstrong died on August 25th, scientists worked quickly and efficiently to transplant his essence into the child in Ms. Polizzi's womb. There were some complications, which resulted in the baby being born slightly ahead of
