Showing posts with label Hard to Watch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hard to Watch. Show all posts
Jun 14, 2012
Apr 12, 2012
New Column Alert – Hard to Watch!
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| Eau De La Trine |
Guest blogger Eau De La Trine takes one for the team,
reviewing movies that are ‘hard to watch’ so that you don't have to.
Hello, Internet. In this new review series, I'll be tackling
films with cringe-worthy subject matter and uncomfortable themes. Offensive
language and explicit content? Yeah, I'll watch that. Craptastic violence?
Sexual perversity? You Betcha! Overuse of experimental film devices? Give it
here.
“Why,” you ask? Because, frankly, watching uncomfortable
movies is uncomfortable, and no one wants to suffer through that. Take these
awkward true-life scenarios from my life, which I hope to spare you from:
On dating:
Awkward college boy: Sup,
LaTrine? So you're, like, a college sophomore and it's painfully obvious you've
never been on a date before. Wanna go to the movies?
Me: Fer sure, you're hot.
Want to see the new Todd Solondz movie, because that's the only pretentious
indie film playing right now at the Knoxville Megaplex, and you look pretty
'artsy' or whatever?
Come to realize 20 minutes into my very first date that
the movie I've carelessly selected,
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