Kristen Bell Breakdown = Adorable

Dear Kristen Bell,

Friends have told me that my love for you isn't healthy.

They say 'Sure, Veronica Mars was great, but maybe it's time to let go'

They tell me I should get a hobby, 

like rock collecting, rock climbing, or rock identification 

(I have a lot of geologist friends)

Sometimes I wonder if they are right, that I should stop devoting so 

much time to you and focus on more valuable pursuits.

Like helping out in Darfur. Surely Don Cheadle would approve.

But then you go and do something adorable, 

like have a stage 5 meltdown about

the possibility of meeting a sloth.

And then I just love you more.

Ever yours,

Tableau Your Mind

Gossip Girl: 100 Episodes, 1 Billion Plot Twists

Serena and Blair's hair is full of secrets

Gossip Girl celebrated its 100^th episode last night, and it was not short on revelations and plot twists. But that’s what we have come to expect from a program that New York Magazine routinely calls 'The Greatest Show of Our Time.' On the day of Blair's wedding, everyone has come together to celebrate the show's momentous occasion (including Wallace Shawn!) with several looks back and a huge step forward.  It was a pretty spectacular episode, which is saying something given the somewhat lackluster episodes that preceded it. Before we delve into the best parts of the episode, we should mention that major spoilers follow, so be prepared.