The Many Things That Make Daenerys Targaryen And Me Angry

We are perturbed, to say the least.

Game of Thrones character Daenarys Targaryen (played by Emilia Clarke) and I are very different people. For instance, I don't have my eyes on the Iron Throne, and she doesn't binge watch USA's Psych while binge-eating Pirate's Booty. Still, despite our differences, it turns out that Daenerys Targaryen (AKA Daenerys Stormborn AKA Khaleesi AKA the Mother of Dragons AKA HMFIC) and I have a lot in common. Specifically, there are quite a few things that make us angry. You know, things that just make us go:

...and then we dance like Michael Jackson around a golf course.

And guess what, society? Much like Zac Efron in High School Musical 2 (I assume), Khaleesi and I are not going to take these offenses lying down.

What Makes us Angry?
(in semi-chronological order) 

Warning: Some Game of Thrones spoilers are included in this post. 
Spoilers for the TV show, not the books. I don't know how to read.

Not Speaking the Same Language as Someone You Have to Marry:

Ordering A Pizza With Three Other People Who Say They Don't Care 
What Toppings Are On It But Then Quickly Veto All Of Our Suggestions:

Nobody else ever wants Hawaiian.

Our Siblings (Sometimes):

Ingrown Toenails:

Gross....

GROSS!!!!

Being Thirsty:

I'd kill for the blood in a horse heart right about now.

Someone Stealing Our Dragons:

But for serious, where are they?

The Fact That 30 Rock Is Over:

WHY!?!?!?!?

Anne Hathaway’s Competing Blonde Hair/Dark Eyebrows Combo:

You're no Mother of Dragons.

Slavery:

Dudes In Casual Leather Shirts: 

Seething...

Sexual Harassment:

Our Smartphones Not Having 4G Service When We Need To Figure Out 
Something Really Important, Like All The Daughter's Names in Fiddler on the Roof 
Or Where That Place Is Where We Ate Those Really Good Bacon-Wrapped Dates
 That One Time:

Sad and Angry

AND WHAT'RE WE GOING TO DO TO ALL THE 

THINGS THAT MAKE US ANGRY!?

We're gonna burn it all down.
Set fire to the mother-effing rain.

(PS - I stole all these GIFs. If any are yours, I'll happily give credit/take down)