Jul 4, 2012

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes - The Real Reason For The Divorce

The Holmes-Cruise Family in Happier Times
It’s been a week since Katie Holmes filed for divorce from one Thomas Cruise, an actor known for the movie Legend and his ten appearances on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Now, new details are surfacing about the reasons behind the split. Many have wondered whether the divorce was caused by Holmes’s fear of Scientology and its influence on her young child, Suri. However, only Tableau Your Mind has the exclusive scoop on the real
reasons behind TomKat's divorce.

A recently unearthed prophecy, made by Scientology creator L. Ron Hubbard himself, may hold clues as to why Katie Holmes left Mr. Cruise, who, contrary to popular belief, did not invent the Hoveround chair. While much of the prophecy was lost to what ethnographers described as a clear, Gak-like substance, this much was unearthed:

The Prophecy
  …after an actor of box-office large meets partner of height superior

…they shall have a child betwixt … of the fourth month

… 30 Years past the death …

… shall be the Actor’s undoing…

... the child shall have a likability that the Actor does not…

…neither can livewhile the other survives…

The power to vanquish the Actor will be born…

Many speculated that the prophecy referenced a child born in April 2006 to celebrity parents (2006 being 30 years after the death of Hubbard). Gwyneth Paltrow and her son Moses Martin were the rumored to be the subjects of the prophecy – Moses was born April 8th, 2006. Paltrow's husband Chris Martin, fearing Gwyneth’s crazy-ripped arms, has already taken his son into hiding.

However, many saw the prophecy’s statements as clear references to Scientology’s favorite son, Tom Cruise, who's daughter Suri was born 10 days after Moses Martin. Cruise practices the ‘religion’ in addition to having Matt Lauer-induced hissy fits and occasionally acting in Mission Impossible movies. Scientology states that humans are immortals who have forgotten that their own immortality (seriously). An immortal-wannabe like Cruise would surely be scared of something that threatened his life and would make sure to stop it. A friend close to the couple, who preferred to remain anonymous, said that “he fears death so much that he has split his Thetan [Scientology soul] into 7 pieces, a monstrous and inhuman act.”


Is all of this true? Well, it was enough to convince Holmes. Last week, she broke free from her cage inside Tom’s multi-million-dollar mansion and smuggled her daughter past the iron gates. She then quickly made her way to New York City, where she hoped the large population would provide the two of them with a bit of anonymity.  Will Suri Cruise be safe from the wrath of Tom? We simply don’t know.

All that’s certain is that tonight, people meeting in secret all over the country are holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: "To Suri Cruise – the girl who lived!"

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