The good people at
People have released their list of the
Sexiest Living Humans With Dongs (not so fast, ghost-of-noted-lothario
Beetlejuice Casanova), and the most sexy living person this year is Australia's Thor, AKA Chris Hemsworth. The 6'3" actor is most known for his work in Marvel films and for placing fifth on Australia's version of
Dancing With the Stars. By achieving the honor of most attractive man with a pulse, Hemsworth joins a vaulted list of famous humans who have male genitalia AND publicists who work really hard to get their clients on covers of magazines. He takes over the position from purportedly sexy, now disgusting crooner Adam Levine, who in turn inherited the mantle from stripper-turned-dancer-turned-actor-turned-stripper/actor
Channing Tatum.
Hemsworth will spend his year as presiding
thirst-maker traveling the globe, spreading goodwill and sexiness where'er he goes.
Congratulations on all your success, Chris Hemsworth. The people (and the people at
People) tip our inferior musculature to you.
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